Where.Is.My.Coffee?!!!

It was there last night.

It was there when I left home this morning.

I get home early,only working half day,and what do I find?

My Coffee's been stolen!!!!!

Ok,obviously I did something really stupid with it just before I left home...

But sod it if I can remember what...

I just want a cup of coffee,damnit!!!

*cries*

haha...nice.
that happens to me way too much...

ghosts stole it

Ghosts?!! Is that who keeps doing it?

Damn,and here I was thinking it was the Little Blue Pixies...again...

Can't trust those Pixies y'know...they're conspiring with the Garden Gnomes...hatching their plots for World Domination...

Insider information would have us believe that the Master Plan involves Cottage Cheese...

Oh dear, it is truly an awful thing to lose your coffee!

Maybe the Ghosties are conspiring with the blue pixies who are conspiring with the garden gnomes so the garden gnomes can sell it on the gnome black market for a pence or two. Either way that's some awesome looking coffee...where can I get some?

Conspiracy!!!!! I knew it!

And selling my COFFEE!!!!! *growls* Those Gnomes are Evil I tell you!EVIL!!!

Further information on their malicious plotting has since been recieved.Not cottage cheese but modern eggs are apparently the weapon of choiceAs for what we'll do if the Gremlins join the plot...

Little gits never even gave me my cut of the Coffee sales

Trans dimensional beings took your coffee and when they can't find your coffee, they take your car keys instead.....I see it all the time!

Trans dimensional beings can't steal my car keys...I don't have a car But that could well explain where all my teaspoons keep disappearing to And why one of my cats stalks and savagely attacks apparently empty air...

I know what had happened this morning.I walk in my sleep,which I must have been doing last night.How do I know?

Everytime I sleepwalk I always,without fail,no matter what else I do,put the coffee in the oven,the sugar in the fridge(don't take sugar myself but I keep some for other folk) and the milk under the bed.

Never been able to figure out why

Those coffee stealing bastards!!!! I will throw twinkies and peanut butter bits at them, next time I catch one trying to take my socks.