Why is it a prerequisite that every goth be into vampires?  

OK, I must admit I like the Underworld trilogy of movies.  

But beyond that I really could care less about vampires.  

Vampires suck.   Not just blood.   In general. 

Especially the psychic variety.  

The psychic vampires are those people who start sucking the energy out of a room just by walking into it.  

They suck your patience away.  

They suck your tolerance away.  

They are the overly needy.  

The incompetent.  

The pathetic.  

The inept.  

Suck.

Suck.

Suck.