IF I ONLY WERE A GOTH (by ThouShaltNot)
(Sung to the Tune of "If I only had a brain")
I'd be thinner, I'd be taller Go clubbing in my collar
With skin pale as a moth
Dressed in black, I'd go creepin' While the normal folk are sleepin'
If I only were a Goth
With my hair up, I'd look fancy Like Siouxsie... or a Banshee,
With silk or velvet cloth
Dressed in boots, never sandals In my room lit with candles
If I only were a Goth
Yes, I'd wanna die From the bottom of my heart impure
Would I like another clove? Well, sure!
And after that, go listen to The Cure :)
I'd pretend to be a vampire Like in stories 'round the campfire
I'd suck your bloody froth.
Yes the thing I'd be best at Is impersonating Lestat
If I only were a Goth
In my casket purse I'm toutin' Einsturzende Neubauten
And pagan hymns to Thoth
Yes the world would be depressing Over death I'd be obsessing
And this corpse that I'm undressing Would be sexier, I'm guessing
With my diet I'd get scurvy And I'd worship Peter Murphyyyyyyyyy
If I only were a Goth!
