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Lover's Lane
Posted On 03/29/2007 21:54:28 by DrBlood
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From Amazon: "Thirteen years ago on Valentine's Day, two young lovers
were brutally murdered at the local Lovers Lane. The killer, known as
the Hook because of his weapon, was caught and arrested by the police
and imprisoned in a nearby institution for the criminally insane.
However, now it's Valentine's Day again - and the Hook has escaped."
In reality this is an "I Know What You Did Last Summer"
ripoff complete with a hook-handed killer. It is therefore no surprise
that this was retitled for the UK market as "I'm Still Waiting for You"
complete with video sleeve artwork that looked almost identical. Don't
confuse it with "I've Been Waiting for You" though as this is 1000
times more crap.
If
it had some humourous moments you could almost see this as a comedy...
but it's so bad it isn't funny. All the actors look like the other
actors from similar teen slashers but aren't even half as good. It has
Anna Faris in it though as a cheerleader who doesn't change her costume
for the entire movie.
I might write a fuller review once I've
watched this totally unscary, goreless (or should that be gormless?)
pile of steaming excrement again... as for some reason I couldn't find
all the nudie bits that must be in the movie somewhere... What? Not
only are there no gory death scenes but there aren't any nudie bits
either...? I don't think I'll bother then.
1 out of 10 because
it has the pretty girl in it from "Scary Movie". Unoriginal, stupid,
pointless ...and did I mention "ripoff"?
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