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DevilNot many people know it, but the Devil actually wears a wig. You'd never know if you weren't told - it's a perfect fit. Anyway, down in the world of fire and brimstone one guy did find out, and he decided to have a little practical joke. So one night, he sneaks past the guardian demons and manages to get all the way into Satan's bed chamber, whereupon he steals the hair-piece and makes good his escape. Well, of course the Devil was most displeased by this, and he rounds up h... Read More
A PERFECT DAY For a woman: 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed; freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants....open presents--expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdo... Read More
was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.' Richard grinned. 'Haven't you eve... Read More
I've been doing alot of emotional rehabilitation so far,plotting my quest for world domination while still microwaving the last of my Nacho Grande.Man world domination is harder than it looks on T.V.Nah just kidding(are am I)I've been talked into going on a date with this numb minded girl(her ex boyfriend better have saved me some Nachos and Tacos).He said that I need to live a little and quit being so"gloomy"about things I can't control(he got that from Dr.Phill,I bet.He's too stupid to come up... Read More
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one el... Read More
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