Title: Greetings from the abyss(My Home)
Tags: dating,wii,golf,rap joke,tacos,I wish I was dead,kill me now.
Blog Entry: I've been doing alot of emotional rehabilitation so far,plotting my quest for world domination while still microwaving the last of my Nacho Grande.Man world domination is harder than it looks on T.V.Nah just kidding(are am I)I've been talked into going on a date with this numb minded girl(her ex boyfriend better have saved me some Nachos and Tacos).He said that I need to live a little and quit being so"gloomy"about things I can't control(he got that from Dr.Phill,I bet.He's too stupid to come up with something like that on his own).Well I decided that maybe I would have fun,like maybe zombies would eat my body as maggots pecked my eyes out,well no damnit,instead I had to hear why Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper of all time and why I should listen to his new album.What?Rap?Lil Wayne?She didn't just say that huh?Yeah she did then she stuck her headphones on me and made me listen to this guy which made my ears have a mild to extreme ear stroke(yeah there is a such thing),causing me to scream out Lucifer's name in vain.If they call this guy the best in the"Rap Game",then music producers are more evil than I though.One of my friends,who is a thug/wannabe rapper sounds better than this Lil Wayne guy,and my friend sucks more than a dirt devil with bad engine problems.When the date was over I poured a whole bottle of rubbering alcohol down my ears,hoping maybe that would save them from dying on me.Incase you are wondering we are going play mario golf on Nintend wii(wii need to break up).
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