UPTOWN'S SHIT
I guess I'm supposed to put something about me in this, so here goes nothing...
My full name is Joshua Shan Upton, my friends call me Uptown, thanx to Ryan Hamilton, and my wrestling name is Malachi. I was born in Marrieta, Georgia on July 17, 1985 and I used to reside in Rome, Georgia. Now I'm in Camp Red Cloud, South Korea. I stand about 6'2" and weigh about 160. I have blue eyes and natural blond hair, but it has been almost every color I can think of. I'm currently in one of the best relationships I have ever been in for a while, I'm dating a girl... excuse me.... Woman named Jennifer Lewis, she is the first on my friends list, and I love her with all my heart and will for as long as she wants me to. I have recently enlisted in the (active) Army. I am going in as a Wheeled Vehicle Mechanic. I was sworn in on Wednesday, (20070919) September 19, 2007. If you have any questions,thoughts, or comments, just send me a message or comment. I also have a Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/malachiupton
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~MOST AMAZING KISSER.
~Very high sex appeal.
~GREAT in bed . . .
~Love is one of a kind.
~Very romantic.
~Most caring person you will ever meet!
~Entirely creative
~Random and proud of it
~Great at telling stories
~Not a fighter, But will knock your lights out
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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300
Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in Hell!
This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your King.
Xerxes: It would be nothing short of madness for you, brave King, and your valiant troops to...perish...all because of a simple misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
Leonidas: Have you noticed we've been sharing our culture with you all morning?
Leonidas: You, what is your profession?
Arcadian Soldier: I'm a potter, sir.
Leonidas: And you, Arcadian, what is your profession?
Arcadian Soldier: I'm a sculptor.
Leonidas: And you?
Arcadian Soldier: I'm a blacksmith.
Leonidas: [Turning towards the Spartans] Spartans! What is your profession?
Spartans: Harooh! Harooh! Harooh!
Leonidas: See old friend, I brought more soldiers than you did.
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There are certain things about me most people wouldn't understand, but to understand me you would have to know me and not judge me on appearance, after certain recent event in my life, I have thought a lot of things over, and as far as I'm concerned... I'll Never change for another person... and if you want to know what the recent event was go to
Her Dedication Website ... and if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
