Sex.

If it involves space, aliens, hyperdrive, the paranormal, or post apocalyptic civilizations --I'm there. If the acting was shitty and the sets were crap-- I'm there. If there's a boob shot of a hot chick in leather or a guy with an english accent-- chances I'm there too. If it is Sci-Fi, Horror, Comedy, or Politically Incorrect... I'm probably watching it right now.

I'm partially tone deaf. So I listen to really shitty music. Ask any of my friends and they'll tell you they'd rather irrigate their asses with molten lava than listen to a CD of my favorite songs. Among my favorite artists are: Type O Negative, Aqua, They Might Be Giants, Cake, Better than Ezra, Johny Cash, Lazy Boy, Green Day, Wall Flowers, Dave Mathews Band, Rasputina, Korn, Bauhaus, Cure, White Stripes, Mindless Self Indulgence, Manson, Creedance, Beatles, Platers, Supremes, Seven Mary Three, Meridith Brooks, Verve Pipe, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gorillaz, and Bare Naked Ladies. Basically anything where they sing lyrics (remember lyrics?) that I can hear and understand well enough to sing along. But, don't ask me anything about them, because I don't know.

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Art, literature, poetry, Sci-Fi, and making crafts. Things that sparkle, hot pink, black, shiny things with spikes and teeth, and fuzzy fur. Fairies. Glitter. Things that make cute little noises. Tacky things. Lawn Flamingos. Chicks with big titties. More Sci-Fi. Happy Pagan Tree Hugging Hippy Crap. Things that offend people. A-1 Steak Sauce (mmmm... rusty nails.) Sex. Rough Sex. Kinky Sex. Musing about post apocalyptic society. Pissing off the Christian Right. Sleeping. Pretending I don't speak English. Did I mention Sex?

Teenagers.
Reality TV.
People who see Jesus in inanimate objects.
Skinny blond bitches.

Dressed in black, saw Bauhaus, went to the Warehouse, visited Edgar Allan Poe's grave... what's left to do?